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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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It happens all the time! It happens all the time! No big deal! Nothing to worry about, everyone!

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Should we be worried about that loud crack sound? Are we-

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I'm just gonna press these switches here.

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How- how far is it to produce, Gru?

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Oh, it's a- it's a ways, you know? It's- I don't quite remember. It's been a while. You know, I was a kid when we went with my pa.

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Was anyone else under the impression that he'd been there?

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Well, yeah- yeah, previously he said,

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Oh, yeah, I've been there lots. I know the way. I know the way! Where you going? Come back! I know the way.

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I know the way! I do! I know the way! Look, I- look, I see another spot ahead! I'm gonna go up to it!

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Ah, you guys catch up!

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While you're talking loudly, maybe you could answer, who's after you?

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Well, they got a funny name, the brothers. You know, it's just a funny name. It's- it's- it's- it's- it's hysterical!

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Uh-huh.

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Well, they're just called the Scrap Killer, brothers. You know, it's just a funny name.

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Come on, buddy, we don't wanna hurt ya!

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Alright, I draw the dagger.

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You stole me! I told you not to steal me! You stole me!

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Oh no, you stabbed him! Oh, you stabbed him in the mouth! I can't believe it!

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No, I didn't!

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Okay, well, I- I- maybe we go back to, uh, the river?

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The ship now sits at the bottom of the river with a flag sticking up out of it that is singed.

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But I didn't light it on fire! That wasn't me!

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons! We're a D&D 5th Edition Actual Play Podcast, and I'm your

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Dungeon Master, Russ More, and with me today is Karla Maxted!

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That is me. I play Neryxious Akra, better known as Lim.

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And Tom Laird!

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That's me, and I play Moot.

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And also, Amy More!

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That's not me. Oh no, wait, that is me. And I play Sullivan Sleight!

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And back for another week to reprise his role from The End of Time and Other Bothers,

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Alba Salick, civilized in the greatest podcast ever, DM2GM, go check it out,

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DM2GMcast.com. DM2GM.com. I know my own URL. It's Sean Howard!

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I don't know why everyone's looking at me!

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Welcome back, Gru. Welcome back.

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No one said anything. What the fuck?

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What were we supposed to say?

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Yeah, we were all business.

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Well, you know, normally it's like, I'm blah blah blah, shenanigan shenanigan.

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Oh, sure sure sure.

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Yeah, that's the thing now.

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I said, that's not me.

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Where you can find some more shenanigans

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is over on Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. Thanks, Karla.

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Tee it up for you.

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Yep. Yep. Appreciate that. I need some help tonight, apparently.

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Every episode, we dedicate to someone special.

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And that someone today, everyone, is Daryl Johnson.

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Thanks, special Daryl.

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Daryl Johnson.

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Special Daryl. What a great nickname you just gave him, Tom.

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Well, we established that it was someone special.

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Special Daryl.

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I think we should add like a fun, quirky adjective to all the people we.

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I think we should, but we will not remember by the next time we record.

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Challenge accepted.

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Also, we've missed 40 other people by this point who didn't get a fun adjective.

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Things evolve over time.

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I didn't get a fun adjective.

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Sean didn't get a fun adjective.

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Shiny Sean.

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Shiny Sean.

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Yeah, that's fun.

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And special Daryl.

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We got it.

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We were almost going for an alliteration.

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It evolved then into alliteration after that.

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So you want everything to stay the same or you want things to get better, Russ?

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Fuck it. Let's play D&D.

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Well, I mean, I've cut them off before and it hasn't gone well for me.

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And he was like Steve Rowling.

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Steve Rowling, over here.

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I can't hear you, Tom.

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I'm too busy talking.

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Moot, Glim, Sully, and Gru stand staring at a sunken ship.

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With a flaming flag that has sunken into the river.

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Can I ask what the flag was of?

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Yeah, like we should have known that, right?

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Because we were on that boat for several days.

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I mean, we were flying that flag.

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I'm just curious what the flag we were flying was.

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Well, it's sort of the family.

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Because see, those brothers, they sort of owned this boat too.

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Oh, so we didn't even take their flag down as we were

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riding this stolen property for days.

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Oh, Gru.

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Oh, Gru.

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Yeah.

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Well?

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I didn't really think about that part, you know?

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I'm hedging a bet you didn't think about a lot of this, Gru.

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Hey, hey, no, I got us here.

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Look, we're on the shore.

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We're in one piece.

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Yeah, we're on the way to the place.

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Bredouk.

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We're on the way to Bredouk.

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Yeah, Bredouk.

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Yeah, we're on the way.

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You know, it's not far.

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Oh, God.

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I think we can all agree that Gru doesn't know we're Bredouk.

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No, I don't.

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I've never even heard of an onion sandwich and I eat all sorts of weird shit.

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Oh, God, he's crying.

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He's crying now.

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Oh, Moot, Moot, go talk to him.

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He's crying.

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He's doing feelings and stuff.

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All right, all right, I got this.

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Uh, okay, Gru, what's the problem?

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I don't know.

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You ever have one of those days where you just feel like everything's a mistake?

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Sure.

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Yeah, today is one of those days.

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That's, that's, uh, yep, I think we're all there with you.

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And then you take that day and you multiply it by 30.

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Okay, all right, that's a lot of mistakes.

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Uh, what can we do to, to make this better?

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Oh, oh, Sully is making like, hit, like, like, kind of, no.

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I mean, what can we do to, to get rid of that dagger?

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Moot just throws his hands up at Sully like, I don't know what you want.

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Take the whey out of that.

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It's my only love.

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The dagger and me, it's my only relationship, my only thing of meaning in my whole life.

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Well, that and my mom, you know.

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And, and where's your mom?

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Oh, she's dead.

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Oh, okay.

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Great.

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Great.

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Should have seen that one coming.

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Um, okay.

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Well, you know, um, you, you said you know the way to produce.

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So maybe let's, let's start making our way there and we can, we can figure out how to

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turn your day around.

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And he throws a thumbs up back at Sully like, I know this is going to come as a

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big surprise, but I don't even know where we are.

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Yep.

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Figured.

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All right.

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Um, Sully, Glim, any, any suggestions here?

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What can we do?

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Do we have a map of some kind?

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Anybody have a map of some kind?

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Wait.

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I need to blow my nose again.

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Yeah, I do.

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I got some map.

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I do.

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I have a map.

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Wait, wait, wait.

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It's here somewhere.

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It's here somewhere.

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Uh, I have an entire map of Scournooble.

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Um, well, that's where we left from.

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So maybe we can see the river exiting Scournooble, I guess.

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Yeah, we can see where the river exits.

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Like she's saying, yes.

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Well, um, is there any, is there any directions on the map that like say

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like this way to this place?

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Uh, yep.

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To the east, it says it follows a trail or a road that says to Perdusk.

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And then it kind of cuts off really quickly because it is a city map of Scournooble.

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And where is the river in relation to that path?

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Are they at least, they're both going easterly?

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Yes.

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Yeah, it runs along the, from what you can see, and as far as the map goes,

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it runs along where the trail runs.

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Well, I don't know, guys.

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Do we go back along the river and get back to Scournooble so we know where we are?

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Oh, oh no.

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Oh, I don't know if that's a good idea.

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We just killed, we all just killed two of the, the Scrap Killer brothers.

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I guess I should have clarified maybe when I said we.

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It doesn't explicitly exclude you, but it doesn't explicitly include you either, Gru.

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Yeah, I know it.

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I get you.

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I get you.

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A hundred percent.

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Okay.

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A hundred percent.

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What if we just, it looks like the road kind of follows the same path.

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It's a river.

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Maybe we continue walking up river and see what we see.

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I don't know about you guys, but I'm not getting the,

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I'm not getting back in that thing and adjust her toward the,

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on fire sunken raft.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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I mean, we can just keep going easterly, keep following the river.

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There'll be another settlement along the river at some point, right?

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Yeah.

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That sounds good.

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Of course.

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Just the three mouths of tears.

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But now it is probably dark, right?

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It's getting there.

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Maybe we walk.

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How far away are those dead bodies?

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Like an hour?

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An hour.

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Why did you want to use them for like kindling?

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I wanted to make sure we hadn't walked like 30 feet away and then we're like,

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I guess we'll just set up camp here.

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That bugbear is probably full for a while.

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We should probably head up river a little bit till we find a spot to set up camp right

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here beside this sunken yet on fire raft and hear the dead body.

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It seems like a bad choice.

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We should probably just remove ourselves from these kind of situations.

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Yeah.

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I agree.

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Yeah.

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We cut to a couple hours later.

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Probably you would walk away following the river.

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We want to get a good distance.

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There's a little alcove.

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You've made a clearing, started a fire, set up your bedrolls

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and are set up ready to camp for the night.

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Hey, Gru.

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Yeah?

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Do not unsheat that dagger while we are sleeping.

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Yeah, no, I, yeah, no, sorry, you know, if just once why I want to make sure she can

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breathe is all, you know, I'm like super serious right now.

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If I wake up to a fucking shop object singing, I'm not going to be happy.

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Yeah, no, I got that.

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So I got it.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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I'm going to make flapjacks in the morning.

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I'm a good cook.

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I'm going to prove to you all.

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I'm going to make breakfast.

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Okay.

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So watches, anybody keen to take first watch?

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Keen to take first watch?

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I can go first.

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Are we letting this guy take a watch?

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No, no, we are definitely not.

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No, I think he sleeps till breakfast.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Yeah, he'll prove his worth at breakfast with those flapjacks.

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I feel like he's probably already sleeping.

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He like snuggled up with the dagger against his face.

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00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,040
He said his thing about breakfast and then just fell asleep.

255
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:09,520
Okay, moot, roll me a straight d20.

256
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:13,040
15.

257
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,720
Nothing really happens of any note.

258
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:23,440
You see some small animals kind of come out of the forest and move towards the river.

259
00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:27,520
There's like badgers, small mice that kind of run around.

260
00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,400
Are you writing down like every animal you see?

261
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,040
I'm curious.

262
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,520
I believe moot is keeping a tally of every animal that he sees.

263
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,360
So you see two badgers, eight mice.

264
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,080
You do see a fox.

265
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:49,360
There's two or three owls that kind of move around the trees you see up in the sky.

266
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:52,560
So you have to cross off the tally marks that he did for the mice

267
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,080
when the owl swooped down and eat them.

268
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,560
Oh, down to seven.

269
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,639
Yep, that's fair.

270
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,440
And your watch comes to an end.

271
00:12:03,759 --> 00:12:05,040
Okay, I'll take next watch.

272
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,879
Swapsies happens.

273
00:12:06,879 --> 00:12:08,160
D20, please.

274
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:10,800
17.

275
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:20,960
Uh, you, you wake up and swap with moot and stretch and get ready for the night.

276
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,320
And a couple hours goes by.

277
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,400
You see more of the same of what I described for moot.

278
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,880
Lots of nocturnal creatures kind of scurrying about,

279
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,360
avoiding the camp and the low fire that you have going.

280
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:40,240
But then between that second and third hour, you hear a crackle.

281
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:44,320
Coming from just above the tree line.

282
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,600
And you look up and you see like lightning

283
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:52,800
shooting across and starting to spin in the sky.

284
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,320
Uh, okay.

285
00:12:56,320 --> 00:13:00,000
Well, yes, I'm just going to watch that happen because.

286
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,880
Well, you're not going to run toward it and try to stop it.

287
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,440
And hold your war pick up and try and conduct.

288
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:08,720
Oh, yeah.

289
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,840
Thor this ship, do it.

290
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:10,560
Exactly.

291
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:14,560
It begins to swirl faster and faster.

292
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:23,200
And as it does, you hear echoes of screaming beyond what this vortex is creating.

293
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,920
You see a red light begin to emanate from it.

294
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,560
And it's like approaching us or still up above the trees.

295
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,320
It's still in the same spot, just kind of growing in size.

296
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:39,120
Uh, guys, guys, guys, you should.

297
00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,600
No, I have a really, no, I have a really good internal time.

298
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,720
It hasn't been three hours.

299
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:45,040
You're right.

300
00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:45,759
But there's a thing.

301
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:46,720
And so I'm on watch.

302
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,560
It's like, warn us if there's a thing, not just to just deal with whatever the thing is.

303
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,080
Sure. What's up?

304
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,280
Just look exactly.

305
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,120
Just look up.

306
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:55,440
What?

307
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,120
Oh, what'd you do?

308
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,080
I didn't do anything.

309
00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,120
I was just sitting here.

310
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,879
That wasn't there when I was here.

311
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,639
No, I.

312
00:14:02,639 --> 00:14:04,480
That looks magic is all balls.

313
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,320
I saw two or three owls earlier.

314
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,440
Nothing like the owls caused this.

315
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,160
I don't think so.

316
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,440
Do you think that's a fire owl?

317
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,240
Oh, does such a thing exist?

318
00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:14,960
I mean, maybe.

319
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:15,680
Keep it down.

320
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,960
Some of us are sleeping.

321
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,520
Well, there's like a big.

322
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,800
Oh, yeah, grew wake up.

323
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,840
As you're as you're all starting, you know, grews last to wake up.

324
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,840
The three of you are up and looking at this.

325
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:35,280
It's swirling and you hear the screaming more present

326
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,800
and the red light begins to emanate.

327
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:40,320
And like this black like Icarus begins to come from it

328
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,920
in an explosion of energy.

329
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,280
A flesh.

330
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,080
Mounded.

331
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:54,240
Monster comes erupting out of this hole

332
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,280
and strikes the ground about 20 feet from you.

333
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,440
A fleshy man monster and like splattery.

334
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,200
Fleshy man.

335
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,040
It's like molded.

336
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:08,480
It's got two legs, one small arm, one long arm.

337
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,279
I don't like that small arm, baby hand business

338
00:15:11,919 --> 00:15:14,399
that has on the end of the longer arm.

339
00:15:14,399 --> 00:15:18,319
It like extends and contracts and has teeth at the end

340
00:15:18,319 --> 00:15:19,679
where its fingers are.

341
00:15:19,679 --> 00:15:20,799
Oh, it's so ugly.

342
00:15:20,799 --> 00:15:24,559
It's face is just like falling apart

343
00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:27,120
and it looks at you and just screams.

344
00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:28,639
Roll for initiative.

345
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:32,639
Oh, my God.

346
00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:34,319
I sure hope the dagger is a fun song.

347
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,120
Nineteen.

348
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,160
I rolled a one.

349
00:15:38,879 --> 00:15:39,680
Nice.

350
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,180
Exciting.

351
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,280
You guys, I think my dice have finally changed their mind

352
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,120
because I think they just needed a home

353
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,240
and now they're very happy.

354
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,600
I think I have her.

355
00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,920
I have Amy's dice eight.

356
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:51,680
Oh, I got an eight as well.

357
00:15:52,879 --> 00:15:54,320
We both have Amy's dice.

358
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,480
So you guys can decide who goes first each round.

359
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,280
Sean can go first.

360
00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:58,580
Great.

361
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:00,180
Okay.

362
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,180
The fleshy demon monster is up first.

363
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:06,580
They rolled better than I did?

364
00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:07,540
You bet it did.

365
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,740
It charges towards Sully.

366
00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:12,280
Uh-huh.

367
00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:14,980
Naturally.

368
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,980
Oh, that's a nat 20.

369
00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:17,480
Fuck.

370
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:21,140
And goes to bite you with its hand mouth.

371
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:24,980
Don't you have some kind of like-

372
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:25,540
Can you dodge it?

373
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:26,580
That's-

374
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:28,340
Yeah, I was going to say don't you have some kind of-

375
00:16:28,340 --> 00:16:29,780
Oh, you can't on a nat 20, I guess.

376
00:16:29,779 --> 00:16:31,539
Aren't you anti hand mouth?

377
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:35,299
You're going to take 12 piercing damage

378
00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:40,100
and succeed on a constitution saving throw.

379
00:16:43,459 --> 00:16:46,259
I never succeed on throws.

380
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:48,259
That's an eight.

381
00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:51,220
So you are now poisoned.

382
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:51,720
Cool.

383
00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:54,019
At the end of each long rest,

384
00:16:54,019 --> 00:16:57,220
the poisoned target can repeat the saving throw,

385
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,899
ending the effect on itself on a success.

386
00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:03,060
If the target is reduced to zero hit points

387
00:17:03,060 --> 00:17:04,420
while poisoned in this way,

388
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,740
it dies and instantly transforms

389
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,500
into a living abyssal wretch.

390
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,940
Guys, I'm three points away.

391
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:13,380
Heal me of my poison.

392
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,900
Uh, so it is your turn

393
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,059
and at the beginning of your turn,

394
00:17:17,059 --> 00:17:19,940
you must make a wisdom saving throw.

395
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:20,900
Oh my god.

396
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,339
A negative one.

397
00:17:25,059 --> 00:17:25,559
10.

398
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,460
Uh, now you can take your turn.

399
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:31,220
Thank you.

400
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:38,740
I'm going to hit him in that face hand with my rapier.

401
00:17:39,539 --> 00:17:40,500
That was a nat one.

402
00:17:42,339 --> 00:17:43,059
Amy's back.

403
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:45,220
She never left, Sean.

404
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:46,339
I was here the whole time.

405
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,100
But I have a plus seven.

406
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:51,700
Does it matter?

407
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:53,539
So what, so what did you get?

408
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,339
Eight.

409
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:56,819
I mean, a nat one, a nat one.

410
00:17:56,899 --> 00:18:00,500
Okay, so what's the worst thing

411
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,019
that can happen here, everybody?

412
00:18:03,139 --> 00:18:04,500
She trips and falls over.

413
00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:07,379
Sean, you're so kind.

414
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,139
She somehow impales herself on the face.

415
00:18:09,139 --> 00:18:10,659
I didn't say impale.

416
00:18:10,659 --> 00:18:11,939
I said trip and fall over.

417
00:18:11,939 --> 00:18:14,179
Can you impale yourself on a hand, Tom?

418
00:18:14,179 --> 00:18:15,379
Get your head out of your ass.

419
00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:17,460
When it's a face hand, maybe.

420
00:18:18,419 --> 00:18:22,259
You go reach out to stab the creature

421
00:18:22,259 --> 00:18:25,700
but slip on some of the ooze that's dripping off

422
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,140
and you fall to the ground.

423
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,660
You're like right underneath it

424
00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:30,819
as it's dripping down on top of you.

425
00:18:32,259 --> 00:18:33,380
Gru, you're up next.

426
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,740
Yeah, that's not okay.

427
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:35,240
Sully!

428
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:39,140
Gru draws the singing sword, which sings.

429
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:39,779
Anybody?

430
00:18:39,779 --> 00:18:43,860
It's disgusting.

431
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,220
Let's stab it.

432
00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:49,460
And because the creature is in within five feet of an enemy,

433
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:52,259
I'm going to go for sneak attack.

434
00:18:52,259 --> 00:18:52,759
Okay.

435
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:58,359
That is a 17 to hit.

436
00:18:59,160 --> 00:18:59,799
That will hit.

437
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,039
That is three plus four is seven.

438
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,559
Oh, wait, but I do 3d6, an extra 3d6.

439
00:19:07,559 --> 00:19:08,200
So seven.

440
00:19:09,079 --> 00:19:09,400
Okay.

441
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:12,680
So Gru comes screaming, it's Sully!

442
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,839
And does another.

443
00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:17,160
So seven plus 13.

444
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,039
This thing lets out a hideous scream

445
00:19:20,039 --> 00:19:23,720
and it like pulls you in close with its one tiny arm

446
00:19:24,519 --> 00:19:27,720
and is like just screaming and spittle is coming in your face.

447
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,039
This is definitely not social distancing.

448
00:19:30,599 --> 00:19:33,240
Oh, and I should say that Gru has his eyes closed

449
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,279
as he's trying to stab.

450
00:19:34,279 --> 00:19:34,920
Of course.

451
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:35,720
Yeah, naturally.

452
00:19:37,799 --> 00:19:39,399
Yeah, I can basically do a...

453
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,759
I can disengage as a bonus action.

454
00:19:42,759 --> 00:19:43,259
Okay.

455
00:19:43,879 --> 00:19:44,599
So you're moving away.

456
00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:48,279
Well, I'm standing over Sully, but yeah, I don't know.

457
00:19:48,279 --> 00:19:48,839
Maybe I don't.

458
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,919
No, I just sit there trying to stab it.

459
00:19:50,919 --> 00:19:52,199
Okay, perfect.

460
00:19:52,199 --> 00:19:53,959
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00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,679
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465
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Humans always tell me they think it's easier to be non-human.

466
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:12,759
They don't know what it's like to be one of us,

467
00:20:12,759 --> 00:20:15,079
how difficult it is to keep your head above water.

468
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,679
You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?

469
00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:21,000
Faulkner looked back over his shoulder.

470
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:22,279
Not a clue.

471
00:20:23,079 --> 00:20:24,599
I believe you have a mole.

472
00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:29,399
Vince flew at Faulkner, grabbing his shirt collar.

473
00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:30,759
Yes, I'm angry.

474
00:20:30,759 --> 00:20:32,119
I love them.

475
00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:34,119
You love them too.

476
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,519
Constance was like a sister to you.

477
00:20:36,519 --> 00:20:38,919
You call Robert your nephew.

478
00:20:39,399 --> 00:20:42,199
Leo and I both struggled against Faulkner and Brian.

479
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,880
Our minds and emotions were in such a state

480
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:45,880
that we didn't know what we were doing.

481
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,759
All we could think of was getting back inside that room

482
00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:50,840
and killing Jacob Stewart.

483
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:53,160
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487
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,920
Moot, you're up next.

488
00:21:05,559 --> 00:21:07,720
So you've got Sully underneath,

489
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,880
you've got Gru blindly stabbed,

490
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,360
Sully underneath, you've got Gru blindly stabbing

491
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:15,000
as this thing is screaming in Gru's face.

492
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:21,720
I'm gonna cast Chill Touch on this thing.

493
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,220
Okay.

494
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:27,240
So I hit it with a ranged spell attack.

495
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,440
Is there any vocal part of this?

496
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,040
And do you come up to it like,

497
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:35,160
I said brr, it's cold in here.

498
00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:37,160
There must be some moot in here.

499
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,560
Must be some weird flesh golems in the air.

500
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,919
The dagger picks it up,

501
00:21:40,919 --> 00:21:43,240
it's like we'll kill it and stab it

502
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,440
and make it feel good.

503
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,839
Oh wee, oh wee, oh wee, ice, ice, ice.

504
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,519
It's gonna pump our gas someday.

505
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,079
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506
00:21:52,599 --> 00:21:53,159
Bring it on.

507
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:59,240
Yeah, so I throw out my hand to use this skill

508
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,639
that summons a ghostly skeletal hand.

509
00:22:01,639 --> 00:22:03,000
But instead of that happening,

510
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,279
a firebolt leaves my hands

511
00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:12,039
and goes streaking towards this weird fleshy thing.

512
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,680
Okay, what do I gotta do for firebolt?

513
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,359
I had to roll a spell attack,

514
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:22,599
so I hit it so it should be fine.

515
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,240
You take 1d10 fire damage.

516
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:25,740
Okay.

517
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:29,240
Oh, that's a 10.

518
00:22:29,799 --> 00:22:32,920
And anything flammable that it might be wearing,

519
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,200
which I don't think is wearing anything,

520
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:34,279
gets ignited.

521
00:22:34,279 --> 00:22:35,079
What about the goo?

522
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,319
Does the goo get ignited?

523
00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:42,039
It hits, and the goo that covers its skin evaporates,

524
00:22:42,759 --> 00:22:45,639
but the skin beneath isn't singed.

525
00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:49,159
Nobody likes you right now.

526
00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:49,659
I know.

527
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,639
Roll to see if you roll on your table.

528
00:22:53,399 --> 00:22:53,899
Oh, right.

529
00:22:55,399 --> 00:22:58,519
Are we going with just the 5% chance?

530
00:22:58,519 --> 00:23:00,039
Yeah, we'll do what we talked about last time

531
00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:01,639
where if you don't get it, it bumps up.

532
00:23:02,919 --> 00:23:03,419
Okay.

533
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,119
That's a 5, so it should be good.

534
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,760
So now, next time, if you roll a 1 or a 2.

535
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,260
Okay.

536
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,600
The stakes are high.

537
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:10,840
Glim!

538
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:11,640
It's like the lottery.

539
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:17,160
Okay, well, fire breath weapon seems like not the best choice

540
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,000
because it doesn't seem to be working,

541
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,440
so I, as an attack,

542
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,040
am going to just come at it with my war pick,

543
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,080
which is a 14.

544
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:29,960
14 will hit.

545
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,520
Okay, great.

546
00:23:33,319 --> 00:23:36,680
And that will do 13 damage.

547
00:23:37,799 --> 00:23:39,960
And then, as a bonus action,

548
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,720
I would like to cast Shield of Faith.

549
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,839
So a shimmering field will appear

550
00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:48,680
and surround my friend Sully

551
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:53,720
and give him plus 2 to AC.

552
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,559
Okay, I'm going to stack this

553
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,960
so that you cast your Shield of Faith

554
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,519
as you, like, fly down with this war pick

555
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,759
and then tell me how this thing dies.

556
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,119
Well, I mean, it must look kind of magical

557
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,480
because I'm flying through the air,

558
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,000
basically, with my war pick

559
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,720
and there was just some fire

560
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,519
and there's my very Glimery

561
00:24:16,519 --> 00:24:18,519
and then also this Radiance Burst

562
00:24:18,519 --> 00:24:21,160
from my Shield of Faith that I just cast.

563
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,119
So it looks...

564
00:24:22,839 --> 00:24:24,440
Hella dope, I do believe.

565
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,759
It was staged in an action film.

566
00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:27,259
Furious...

567
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,720
Yeah, like a furious angel

568
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,200
just destroyed this flesh monster.

569
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,559
And it, like, explodes into this goop

570
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:40,519
that just rains down on top of Sully.

571
00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:41,160
It's set up.

572
00:24:42,519 --> 00:24:43,720
It's in my mouth.

573
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,759
It's in my mouth.

574
00:24:44,759 --> 00:24:45,259
Oh.

575
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:46,920
Oh, my friend.

576
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,879
Oh, my goodness.

577
00:24:47,879 --> 00:24:50,039
I'm so sorry.

578
00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:50,599
Let me...

579
00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:51,720
Oh, it's horrible.

580
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:53,799
It just...

581
00:24:53,799 --> 00:24:55,000
It smells.

582
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,440
It tastes worse than it smells.

583
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:58,220
Okay.

584
00:24:58,920 --> 00:24:59,480
Okay.

585
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:00,920
We're all such fierce warriors,

586
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,599
just, like, dry heaving.

587
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,079
I'm going to put a hand on Sully

588
00:25:05,079 --> 00:25:05,720
and be like,

589
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,160
you don't look so good, buddy.

590
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:19,319
And lay on hands and give him, like, five hit points.

591
00:25:21,879 --> 00:25:22,379
Okay.

592
00:25:22,379 --> 00:25:23,000
Five teen.

593
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:32,200
You have to also mark the poisoned condition under conditions.

594
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,079
Oh, fair enough.

595
00:25:35,319 --> 00:25:37,319
No, but lay on hands cures poison.

596
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,559
Well, it's either or.

597
00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:41,400
Oh, I would like you to cure my poison.

598
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:42,680
Great.

599
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,720
Then your poison's healed.

600
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,119
That also would have been five HP worth.

601
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:51,400
Because I think that would fuck me up long term.

602
00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:52,800
Okay.

603
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,300
Maybe.

604
00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:53,800
Okay.

605
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,640
Who stole something from the face monster?

606
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,560
Was it you?

607
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,800
Did you steal something from the face monster?

608
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,040
I think we're all looking at Gru here.

609
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:04,540
I swear.

610
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,080
Never seen him before in my life.

611
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,360
I thought you had done something.

612
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,640
You went right for Sully.

613
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,680
Well, most people do.

614
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,320
It is true.

615
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,920
Sully, did you do anything to this monster?

616
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,280
No, I was sleeping.

617
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,800
I'm very, very threatening.

618
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,119
People just tend to come after me.

619
00:26:23,639 --> 00:26:28,599
My eyes are closed and I'm scraping goo off my face.

620
00:26:28,599 --> 00:26:30,359
I can't really see what's happening right now.

621
00:26:31,639 --> 00:26:33,159
Besides, you're two very tall,

622
00:26:34,839 --> 00:26:37,399
no offense, but probably more intimidating looking friends.

623
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:38,919
I love it.

624
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,039
I've never seen anything like that before.

625
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,440
Are we in some kind of haunted woods?

626
00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:51,559
Gru, do you know?

627
00:26:51,559 --> 00:26:52,279
I don't know why I'm asking you.

628
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:52,919
No, I wouldn't know.

629
00:26:55,079 --> 00:26:56,039
Well, I had a map.

630
00:26:56,039 --> 00:26:58,759
Maybe we could check the map of Scornuble

631
00:26:58,759 --> 00:27:01,799
and see if it says this way to the haunted woods.

632
00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:06,599
Oh, wait, I think I gave it to Glim.

633
00:27:06,599 --> 00:27:09,799
Do you guys think this has anything to do

634
00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:14,680
with the stuff that we heard from the boy

635
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:19,480
that had less ocular appendages than others?

636
00:27:20,759 --> 00:27:21,559
In the graveyard?

637
00:27:21,559 --> 00:27:22,059
Yeah.

638
00:27:23,159 --> 00:27:27,079
Oh, I mean.

639
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,639
Like, it seemed like a gate was opening.

640
00:27:31,639 --> 00:27:34,279
I don't know, I've never seen a gate before.

641
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:37,319
I've seen a gate before.

642
00:27:37,879 --> 00:27:39,559
Never seen a, you know.

643
00:27:39,559 --> 00:27:41,639
Not an otherworldly gate.

644
00:27:41,639 --> 00:27:42,139
Yeah.

645
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,960
I mean, maybe, but we're not even close.

646
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,960
We're not ready to save the world yet,

647
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,160
so there can't just be gates opening.

648
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,600
I don't know if they're going to wait

649
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,440
until we're ready to save the world, Glim.

650
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,559
Well, they have to because it's my destiny

651
00:27:57,559 --> 00:27:58,279
to save the world.

652
00:27:58,279 --> 00:27:59,559
So if I'm not ready, they can't come yet.

653
00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:04,840
Yeah, but aren't people saving the world all over the place,

654
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,039
like all of the time, though?

655
00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:09,079
Well, I don't know.

656
00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:10,840
I mean, that's a really beautiful sentiment

657
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,680
that I wasn't expecting from you, Sully.

658
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,920
It just came from somewhere inside of me.

659
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:15,640
I don't know.

660
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:18,520
But I mean, like, the Decimators of Dragons are doing,

661
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,720
did they're saying-

662
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,520
Oh, yeah, I mean-

663
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,520
Whoa, whoa, okay, wait, I was all on board

664
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,040
until you started comparing yourself

665
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,800
to the Decimators of Dragons.

666
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,800
That's just crazy, crazy.

667
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,800
Come on, they're like the biggest heroes ever.

668
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,480
Though I hear one of them got eaten by a dragon.

669
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,000
Yeah, that was really rough.

670
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,640
I knew somebody who knew somebody who knew Nularaaaa.

671
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:40,140
It was-

672
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:41,960
Oh, my God.

673
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:42,680
No way.

674
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:43,180
Yeah.

675
00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:45,820
And if I ever see that dragon,

676
00:28:47,820 --> 00:28:50,299
you don't even want to know what I'd do to him

677
00:28:50,299 --> 00:28:52,060
or her or them.

678
00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:53,340
I very much want to know what he'll do to me.

679
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:54,539
Wait, you know, like, killer stuff.

680
00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:56,779
Oh, yeah.

681
00:28:56,779 --> 00:28:57,259
Oh, okay.

682
00:28:58,380 --> 00:28:59,740
I thought it was going to be a little more,

683
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,340
like, descriptive than that.

684
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:02,060
Yeah, like-

685
00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:04,700
I'm just saying, I think that everybody,

686
00:29:04,700 --> 00:29:05,980
probably all over the world,

687
00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:07,740
has their own specific destinies,

688
00:29:07,740 --> 00:29:10,060
and maybe the world is meant to be saved

689
00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:11,660
maybe one or two times

690
00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:14,300
before we get around to our chance to save in it, is all.

691
00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:16,720
Oh.

692
00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:19,820
Yeah, I mean, you're probably right.

693
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:21,900
Everybody does have their own destiny, so-

694
00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,060
Yeah, you can be in line after me.

695
00:29:24,060 --> 00:29:25,420
I'm going to save it now,

696
00:29:25,420 --> 00:29:26,940
and you guys can save it next.

697
00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:29,660
I feel like we all just kind of turned

698
00:29:29,660 --> 00:29:31,580
and looked at him at the exact same time.

699
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:34,700
Well, great.

700
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:37,180
I'm going to go back to bed.

701
00:29:38,940 --> 00:29:41,259
Yeah, I guess Gru's got dibs on it this time, guys.

702
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,579
Dip in the water over here.

703
00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:45,660
Just kind of rinse off a little bit.

704
00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:47,420
Check it for face monsters!

705
00:29:48,379 --> 00:29:48,879
What?

706
00:29:50,619 --> 00:29:52,859
Check the water for face monsters!

707
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:53,980
Face monsters?

708
00:29:56,140 --> 00:29:56,640
Yeah!

709
00:29:58,299 --> 00:29:59,819
Like the thing we just fought?

710
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:01,660
Yeah!

711
00:30:01,660 --> 00:30:03,660
Like that came out of the sky,

712
00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:06,140
out of, like, a lightning cloud?

713
00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:09,099
Yeah, we'll check the sky, too!

714
00:30:12,140 --> 00:30:14,140
Okay, so I guess just be safe,

715
00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:15,660
is what Gru's trying to say.

716
00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:17,180
He just like shakes his head

717
00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:18,539
and walks towards the water.

718
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:42,700
We cut to the next day.

719
00:30:43,660 --> 00:30:44,779
The four of you,

720
00:30:44,779 --> 00:30:47,099
well, the three of you are walking

721
00:30:47,099 --> 00:30:49,339
quick-paced along the river.

722
00:30:50,539 --> 00:30:53,819
Gru is trailing behind trying to keep up.

723
00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:56,619
So, you guys know how before

724
00:30:57,259 --> 00:31:01,420
I was always doing, like, ice stuff with my wild magic?

725
00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:02,779
Yeah, I noticed you kind of like

726
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:04,140
all about the hot stuff now.

727
00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:05,420
Can you choose that?

728
00:31:05,420 --> 00:31:07,420
Yeah, I don't know.

729
00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:09,740
That just, I don't know.

730
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:11,980
I thought maybe you read a book

731
00:31:11,980 --> 00:31:14,620
when we were with wise Mr. Meeseeks or something.

732
00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:16,460
Oh, that'd be totally against the rules.

733
00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:18,140
Mr. Meeseeks would be so mad at you.

734
00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:19,500
Mr. Meeseeks would not have been

735
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:19,900
so mad at you.

736
00:31:19,900 --> 00:31:20,859
I know he was very clear

737
00:31:20,859 --> 00:31:21,980
about not reading the books,

738
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,420
but I thought maybe you just happened

739
00:31:23,420 --> 00:31:24,380
to read one and you got

740
00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:25,900
all these new powers or something.

741
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:29,339
No, I mean, maybe it was the trip

742
00:31:29,339 --> 00:31:30,539
on the weird raft?

743
00:31:30,539 --> 00:31:31,660
I'm not sure what happened,

744
00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,740
but yeah, just all of a sudden

745
00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:35,980
it's not the ice stuff anymore.

746
00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:39,420
Well, you did say it is wild magic, right?

747
00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:42,539
So who's to say whether or not

748
00:31:42,539 --> 00:31:43,900
it is at all consistent?

749
00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:47,820
Maybe you could do all the magics, Moot.

750
00:31:49,420 --> 00:31:50,220
I feel like I'm being

751
00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:51,900
way too fucking supportive lately.

752
00:31:51,900 --> 00:31:53,259
You guys are rubbing off on me.

753
00:31:55,980 --> 00:31:57,180
Sorry about that, Sully.

754
00:31:57,980 --> 00:31:59,420
And I wink over at Glim like

755
00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:00,140
we're not sorry.

756
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:05,740
I'm sorry about the pancakes, everyone.

757
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:06,860
No, wait up for me.

758
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,620
I said I'm sorry.

759
00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:10,300
To make up for my nices, I yell by.

760
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,500
Everything is your fault.

761
00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:12,620
Everything.

762
00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:17,420
I'm gonna make it up for your lunch.

763
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:18,780
I'm gonna make sandwiches.

764
00:32:20,380 --> 00:32:22,380
We don't really want onion sandwiches.

765
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,660
Yeah, I'll make something else.

766
00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:28,780
Okay, maybe we'll come to a town.

767
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,220
Yeah, I hope we come to a town.

768
00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:30,700
I'm sure.

769
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:31,740
I'm sure we're gonna.

770
00:32:31,740 --> 00:32:33,020
We can't be far away now.

771
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,820
Yeah, yeah.

772
00:32:36,539 --> 00:32:38,139
Grew from behind.

773
00:32:38,139 --> 00:32:39,579
You look back down the river

774
00:32:39,579 --> 00:32:41,659
and you see it kind of bends out.

775
00:32:42,619 --> 00:32:46,700
You see another raft kind of rounding a bend

776
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:48,859
and ducking back behind the tree line.

777
00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:51,019
Suddenly I'm with the group.

778
00:32:51,659 --> 00:32:54,059
Hey guys, I think we should pick it up a little,

779
00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:56,139
you know, get those legs moving.

780
00:32:56,859 --> 00:32:58,379
You know, let's double time.

781
00:32:58,379 --> 00:33:01,259
I'm like literally almost

782
00:33:01,899 --> 00:33:03,500
practically sprinting right now.

783
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:04,939
Yeah, well, I think we should keep that up.

784
00:33:05,819 --> 00:33:07,899
Yeah, you know, just keep a good pace.

785
00:33:07,899 --> 00:33:09,659
Grew, I've noticed when you start acting weird,

786
00:33:09,659 --> 00:33:10,939
something bad's about to happen.

787
00:33:10,939 --> 00:33:12,460
So you want to just maybe fill us in

788
00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:13,819
before it happens this time?

789
00:33:15,740 --> 00:33:16,700
Yeah, no, nothing.

790
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,859
You know, I just may have seen, you know,

791
00:33:18,859 --> 00:33:20,859
another raft with, you know,

792
00:33:20,859 --> 00:33:22,059
the rest of the family on it.

793
00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:25,019
So we should probably make good time

794
00:33:25,019 --> 00:33:26,379
and get to that next town.

795
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:29,259
As you say that you come to the end edge

796
00:33:29,259 --> 00:33:31,819
of where the forest kind of wraps back around itself

797
00:33:31,819 --> 00:33:34,539
and you see up and over a hill,

798
00:33:34,539 --> 00:33:38,139
the edges of what looks like a large city.

799
00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:39,659
Oh, thank God.

800
00:33:39,659 --> 00:33:41,420
I told you, look, Grew,

801
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,259
I deliver in the end, right there.

802
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:47,099
Do you know what city this is?

803
00:33:47,819 --> 00:33:50,220
That was some refreshing honesty from Grew.

804
00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:51,339
Okay, so.

805
00:33:51,339 --> 00:33:52,379
But it is a city.

806
00:33:52,379 --> 00:33:53,259
He's right about that.

807
00:33:53,259 --> 00:33:54,700
I'm going to look and see if we're there.

808
00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:58,059
Pretty close or not so close or?

809
00:33:58,059 --> 00:33:59,259
You can see quite a ways

810
00:33:59,259 --> 00:34:01,099
based on how the river is kind of bending.

811
00:34:01,099 --> 00:34:03,259
It's kind of ducking in and out of the tree line.

812
00:34:04,140 --> 00:34:05,500
It would probably be to you

813
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,980
in about 20 or 30 minutes based on.

814
00:34:10,219 --> 00:34:11,900
And how far are we from the city?

815
00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:13,340
Allow me to triangulate.

816
00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:15,659
Oh, hmm.

817
00:34:15,659 --> 00:34:17,900
Or allow me to ask you to triangulate.

818
00:34:19,659 --> 00:34:20,300
GPS.

819
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:22,300
Unfortunately, you're going to be like

820
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,460
five feet short of being able to get there

821
00:34:25,739 --> 00:34:28,619
before they reach you.

822
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,059
So, but only Sully's going to die.

823
00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:33,659
So it's okay.

824
00:34:34,380 --> 00:34:35,739
I mean, if you booked it,

825
00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:39,340
you'd probably get there pretty close,

826
00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:42,380
you know, just before they were able to catch up to you or.

827
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,219
I mean, I guess if we're still walking in

828
00:34:44,219 --> 00:34:45,420
and they're coming up the river,

829
00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:46,779
even if they get to the shore,

830
00:34:46,779 --> 00:34:47,980
like we're still going to be ahead of them.

831
00:34:47,980 --> 00:34:49,259
They still need to walk in land.

832
00:34:49,259 --> 00:34:50,460
They still need to walk in.

833
00:34:50,460 --> 00:34:51,340
Exactly.

834
00:34:51,340 --> 00:34:54,219
Let's just, I mean, I don't know who's on that raft,

835
00:34:55,099 --> 00:34:56,380
but it's probably nobody good.

836
00:34:56,380 --> 00:34:58,460
So let's go to the city.

837
00:34:59,579 --> 00:35:01,340
Shall we run to the city?

838
00:35:01,340 --> 00:35:02,860
Yeah, I like that idea.

839
00:35:02,860 --> 00:35:04,140
But like calmly.

840
00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:04,780
Yeah.

841
00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:06,460
Just in case they like have.

842
00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:07,660
Frolic, yeah.

843
00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:09,420
Let us frolic through this field.

844
00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:11,019
Oh, that sounds like a delight.

845
00:35:11,019 --> 00:35:12,460
They think we're doing something dangerous.

846
00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:14,700
So just like really happily,

847
00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:17,019
joyfully run to the city.

848
00:35:17,019 --> 00:35:20,140
I grab some wildflowers as I skip through the field.

849
00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:23,340
I can give some music with the dagger while we frolic.

850
00:35:23,340 --> 00:35:24,700
No, you leave that dagger.

851
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:26,059
No, no, I think we're okay.

852
00:35:26,059 --> 00:35:27,420
Okay, all right, all right, I'm sorry.

853
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:29,740
It's just going to draw attention to ourselves.

854
00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:31,180
Okay, I got it.

855
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:35,820
Okay, you pick, Daisy says you frolic.

856
00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:36,320
Yep.

857
00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:39,180
And you are quickly running or.

858
00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:41,260
Frolicing.

859
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:43,260
Frolicing towards the city.

860
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:48,540
You get near the edge of the city and you hear like a whistle.

861
00:35:53,580 --> 00:35:53,820
And then.

862
00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:55,420
Guys, that sounds a lot like a.

863
00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:58,540
Oh, right behind you.

864
00:35:58,539 --> 00:36:02,300
The ground explodes with magical energy that washes out.

865
00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:04,219
Everybody make a dexterity saving throw.

866
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:09,659
I just thought to myself, time to redeem yourself dice.

867
00:36:09,659 --> 00:36:11,099
When it rolled me a five.

868
00:36:13,179 --> 00:36:14,619
Oh, solid redemption.

869
00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:17,659
Six.

870
00:36:19,019 --> 00:36:23,659
Everybody except Glim are knocked forward and you are going to.

871
00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:24,300
Wait, hold on.

872
00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,340
But is the daisy chain that I put around my head knocked off of me?

873
00:36:28,619 --> 00:36:35,579
No, no, but you're all going to take four bludgeoning damage.

874
00:36:35,579 --> 00:36:38,380
It's awfully steep for just falling forward.

875
00:36:38,380 --> 00:36:41,099
I mean, it's the explosion behind you more than anything.

876
00:36:42,139 --> 00:36:44,699
I'm still standing up, so can I be like, we're not.

877
00:36:46,139 --> 00:36:49,259
Hello, we're not, we're not dangerous.

878
00:36:51,179 --> 00:36:52,699
Did it come from the direction of the city?

879
00:36:52,699 --> 00:36:54,139
It came from the direction of the boat.

880
00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:55,900
Okay, just kidding.

881
00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:57,019
I don't do any of that.

882
00:36:57,019 --> 00:36:59,739
I thought you meant it came from the city and landed behind us.

883
00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:06,860
No, you hear as a loud projection of voice that says, grew, we're coming.

884
00:37:08,699 --> 00:37:09,820
Where are brothers?

885
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:11,420
They were supposed to be with you.

886
00:37:13,099 --> 00:37:16,780
I say a little bit too loudly because, you know, the explosion.

887
00:37:17,820 --> 00:37:19,579
All those brothers sound the same.

888
00:37:22,219 --> 00:37:25,179
We have a very particular speech set.

889
00:37:25,819 --> 00:37:28,539
Your brothers, your brothers, they're headed back.

890
00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:30,219
They said everything's fine.

891
00:37:30,940 --> 00:37:32,059
We're all cool now.

892
00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:35,019
They've taken the other way home.

893
00:37:35,739 --> 00:37:36,619
Deception roll.

894
00:37:39,339 --> 00:37:40,460
19 plus.

895
00:37:42,940 --> 00:37:43,980
Nine.

896
00:37:43,980 --> 00:37:44,480
28.

897
00:37:48,139 --> 00:37:49,500
They took the other way home.

898
00:37:50,139 --> 00:37:52,619
Yeah, you know, the other way home.

899
00:37:52,619 --> 00:37:53,419
That's all they said.

900
00:37:53,419 --> 00:37:55,019
They said the long way.

901
00:37:55,019 --> 00:37:55,900
I don't know what that means.

902
00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:57,500
What am I to say?

903
00:37:58,219 --> 00:37:59,820
So they settled the debts then?

904
00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:00,300
You're good?

905
00:38:00,940 --> 00:38:01,820
That's what they said.

906
00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:03,259
I don't know why you're shooting at us.

907
00:38:03,259 --> 00:38:04,940
We're just, look, we're just frolicking.

908
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:05,820
We weren't even running.

909
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:07,179
We're just going to this town.

910
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:09,259
Let's see your toes.

911
00:38:10,699 --> 00:38:11,199
Okay.

912
00:38:12,539 --> 00:38:13,579
Here's my toe.

913
00:38:13,579 --> 00:38:14,699
Here's my other toes.

914
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,820
Oh, but I gave them the thing back.

915
00:38:19,820 --> 00:38:22,059
They said, oh, I see what you're saying.

916
00:38:22,059 --> 00:38:23,500
Yeah, that's too many toes.

917
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:24,619
We're going to have to come in.

918
00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:26,380
I see what you're saying now.

919
00:38:27,659 --> 00:38:29,099
No, no, I think he said 12.

920
00:38:29,099 --> 00:38:30,300
I actually have 12 toes.

921
00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:31,019
I hold up bread.

922
00:38:31,019 --> 00:38:32,139
They took two.

923
00:38:32,139 --> 00:38:33,579
I was born with webbed feet.

924
00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:35,579
I got 12 toes actually.

925
00:38:35,579 --> 00:38:36,460
And they took two.

926
00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,340
Look, they're gone.

927
00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:40,860
You see them crawling or climbing out of the boat.

928
00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:43,739
Deception roll on your webbed toes.

929
00:38:44,539 --> 00:38:45,820
It's not going to hold for the first one.

930
00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:47,659
17 plus nine.

931
00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:49,739
26.

932
00:38:49,739 --> 00:38:52,300
You see them kind of standing and talking to each other,

933
00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:54,219
being like, did he have webbed toes?

934
00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:56,220
I don't know if he had a webbed toes.

935
00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:57,900
My whole family has webbed toes.

936
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:00,060
Every right guys, everyone knows that.

937
00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:02,060
I have toast right here.

938
00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:03,420
I'm still holding up bread.

939
00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:05,180
You see one of them reach into the boat

940
00:39:05,180 --> 00:39:06,540
and check his ledger book.

941
00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:10,300
It says, you put down here when we talked to you last

942
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:11,900
as you had 10 toes.

943
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:13,580
Well, you know, I'm always embarrassed by it.

944
00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:15,420
It's like a family secret.

945
00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:17,420
It's embarrassing to have 12 toes.

946
00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:21,420
You see one of them, the guy holding the book,

947
00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:23,420
kind of put it up and lean on the boat.

948
00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:25,659
The other one walks over with his hands up.

949
00:39:25,659 --> 00:39:26,940
He's stepping towards you.

950
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:29,019
He's like, look, we just want to talk now.

951
00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:33,579
You're trying to pull the wool over eyes about your toes.

952
00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:34,539
You're not pulling the wool.

953
00:39:36,539 --> 00:39:37,740
How far is it to the city?

954
00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:39,980
I mean, you could book it and get there

955
00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:41,579
in about, you know, five minutes.

956
00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:43,180
And how close are they?

957
00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,420
Well, he's at the river bed.

958
00:39:45,420 --> 00:39:47,260
So were you, I mean, you were probably

959
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,099
kind of veering off the river.

960
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,820
I mean, if we are all moving the same distance,

961
00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:53,019
I don't see how he could catch us.

962
00:39:53,019 --> 00:39:54,219
Unless he's much faster.

963
00:39:54,219 --> 00:39:56,059
Unless he's much faster than us.

964
00:39:58,219 --> 00:39:59,019
What do you want here?

965
00:40:01,579 --> 00:40:03,259
He's walking towards you, hands up.

966
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:06,300
Oh yeah, I'd like to stand up.

967
00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,340
Did you guys get up?

968
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:09,500
And I hold my toast in my hands

969
00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:11,980
because I still can't hear very well.

970
00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:16,860
I'm like, listen, you can have all the toasts you want.

971
00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:21,900
I'll back up a little bit as I yell my face.

972
00:40:23,019 --> 00:40:38,699
It was a big lead up to some robot noises.

973
00:40:38,699 --> 00:40:39,820
Now we're just the middle.

974
00:40:39,820 --> 00:40:42,380
And now you guys know Russ really is a robot.

975
00:40:42,380 --> 00:40:42,780
It's true.

976
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,340
Malfunction, sorry.

977
00:40:46,059 --> 00:40:46,860
Shutting down.

978
00:40:47,900 --> 00:40:50,059
This is the middle where we tell you

979
00:40:50,059 --> 00:40:52,219
how awesome you are and thank you

980
00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,340
very much for listening.

981
00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:56,140
We really appreciate you being here with us.

982
00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:57,100
You are awesome.

983
00:40:57,740 --> 00:40:59,020
And you look great today.

984
00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:00,860
I know a lot of people are struggling

985
00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:06,060
with their quarantine hair, but yours looks great.

986
00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:08,540
It's really shiny.

987
00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:12,620
It's slapping or whatever Carla said earlier.

988
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:13,420
Oh dear.

989
00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:15,500
Yeah, it slaps.

990
00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:16,860
Slaps, it slaps.

991
00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:18,220
Yeah, it's so good.

992
00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:20,460
Welcome to the middle where we know all the teens speak.

993
00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:23,980
We're just, we slap.

994
00:41:23,980 --> 00:41:26,059
You can catch Amy on TikTok.

995
00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:28,300
Oh, no, you can't.

996
00:41:29,019 --> 00:41:31,579
But what else do we do here?

997
00:41:31,579 --> 00:41:33,260
You know what else slaps.

998
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,460
You know what else slaps?

999
00:41:35,340 --> 00:41:37,740
Patreon, supporting the podcast you love.

1000
00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:40,539
If you can, Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

1001
00:41:40,539 --> 00:41:41,980
You can come join our lovely

1002
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:43,980
and wonderful community over there.

1003
00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:46,139
They are absolutely all the best people

1004
00:41:46,139 --> 00:41:47,740
and we would love to have you there.

1005
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:51,900
Right now we're trying to work towards our next goal,

1006
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:53,820
which includes some extra bonus content

1007
00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:56,220
and maybe me singing some songs.

1008
00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:58,220
Not maybe, we're going to reach that goal.

1009
00:41:58,220 --> 00:42:00,060
Russ is going to sing those songs.

1010
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:01,980
This is the power of positive thinking.

1011
00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:03,420
This is the power of positive thinking.

1012
00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,340
I'm just going to secret the shit out of this.

1013
00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:09,500
Just need a few more patrons and it's going to happen.

1014
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,540
That's right.

1015
00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:14,380
It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when.

1016
00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:17,340
And if when is maybe like not now for you,

1017
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:19,579
because fair.

1018
00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:23,420
You can still join us in a couple of really fun places,

1019
00:42:24,059 --> 00:42:25,500
like on Facebook.

1020
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:25,820
Sure.

1021
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:27,500
Yeah, the Reckless Play Guild.

1022
00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,700
You got to look that up.

1023
00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:31,900
It's a whole bunch of people who love D&D

1024
00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:33,660
and D&D adjacent things.

1025
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:34,620
So you can join us there.

1026
00:42:34,620 --> 00:42:35,740
Or we have a Discord

1027
00:42:36,300 --> 00:42:39,579
and you can come see among other things,

1028
00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:43,260
memes, pets, general conversations,

1029
00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:43,980
lots of good food.

1030
00:42:43,980 --> 00:42:45,180
Pictures, a lot of food.

1031
00:42:45,180 --> 00:42:46,940
Yeah, it's a lot of food lately.

1032
00:42:46,940 --> 00:42:48,860
Everybody's stuck at home cooking good food.

1033
00:42:48,860 --> 00:42:51,420
Well, what is great though is it develops,

1034
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:54,619
it like fosters a real feeling of we're like in this together

1035
00:42:54,619 --> 00:42:56,619
because one person posts a recipe

1036
00:42:56,619 --> 00:42:58,300
and then everybody else is like,

1037
00:42:59,019 --> 00:43:00,300
Dutch baby pancakes.

1038
00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:02,380
Yeah, the Dutch baby pancake craze.

1039
00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:06,460
If you would like to revolutionize your breakfast game.

1040
00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:07,019
Oh my God.

1041
00:43:07,019 --> 00:43:07,659
We make it once a week.

1042
00:43:07,659 --> 00:43:09,179
Go check out our Discord.

1043
00:43:09,179 --> 00:43:11,179
I maybe like it every two weeks

1044
00:43:11,179 --> 00:43:12,860
just because I don't want to like play it out.

1045
00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:14,860
But there's only two in your house though,

1046
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:16,700
with three of us here is once a week.

1047
00:43:17,020 --> 00:43:18,300
With some leftovers.

1048
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:18,940
So good.

1049
00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:19,980
But you just feel like,

1050
00:43:19,980 --> 00:43:23,340
and then everyone's posting like I had to try it.

1051
00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:27,260
And now we, some of us have a little more time on our hands

1052
00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:30,460
or at least maybe needing to mix it up in the kitchen

1053
00:43:30,460 --> 00:43:33,740
after you feel like you've cooked your 97,000th breakfast.

1054
00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:35,980
It's just a real nice community of folks.

1055
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:37,340
So you can find both of those links,

1056
00:43:37,340 --> 00:43:40,060
Reckless Play Guild and Discord down in the description

1057
00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:43,500
or search on Facebook, the Reckless Play Guild.

1058
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,100
Discord you have to find down in the description

1059
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:46,620
because you got to be invited.

1060
00:43:47,339 --> 00:43:47,819
Ooh.

1061
00:43:47,819 --> 00:43:48,619
That's right.

1062
00:43:48,619 --> 00:43:49,500
But that's down there.

1063
00:43:50,139 --> 00:43:53,179
We want to send a big thank you to Sean Howard

1064
00:43:53,179 --> 00:43:54,380
from The End of Time and Other Bothers,

1065
00:43:54,380 --> 00:43:57,420
Alba Salix and The Civilized Podcast

1066
00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:59,819
for joining us in this episode

1067
00:43:59,819 --> 00:44:01,980
and the one previous in this storyline.

1068
00:44:02,699 --> 00:44:05,019
Playing as Gru with that singing dagger

1069
00:44:05,019 --> 00:44:08,380
that was provided by one of our patrons, Cathy.

1070
00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:09,739
So thank you Cathy for that.

1071
00:44:09,739 --> 00:44:10,539
And thank you Sean.

1072
00:44:10,539 --> 00:44:12,699
Go check out all of his podcasts.

1073
00:44:12,699 --> 00:44:13,420
So great.

1074
00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:15,019
Both of them, Cathy and Sean.

1075
00:44:15,019 --> 00:44:16,059
Yeah, both delightful.

1076
00:44:16,699 --> 00:44:17,579
Top notch.

1077
00:44:17,579 --> 00:44:18,860
And that's it for now.

1078
00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:20,059
We'll get you back to the episode.

1079
00:44:20,059 --> 00:44:21,340
Thanks for being here with us.

1080
00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:24,219
Hopefully you're safe and fun and having a good time.

1081
00:44:24,219 --> 00:44:25,179
Love you, bye.

1082
00:44:25,179 --> 00:44:26,460
Okay, love you, bye.

1083
00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:26,960
Bye.

1084
00:44:29,659 --> 00:44:31,259
Are we letting him approach or are we running?

1085
00:44:31,259 --> 00:44:31,900
What are we doing?

1086
00:44:33,019 --> 00:44:36,219
Well, I think Gru is backing up as quickly as he's approaching.

1087
00:44:36,219 --> 00:44:36,619
Okay.

1088
00:44:36,619 --> 00:44:38,779
So everybody, he's just like,

1089
00:44:38,779 --> 00:44:41,179
everybody just needs to remain calm.

1090
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,659
I don't know who you threes are.

1091
00:44:43,739 --> 00:44:46,139
We'll take a toe tally in a little bit.

1092
00:44:47,179 --> 00:44:48,859
Yeah, they like to keep their toes.

1093
00:44:48,859 --> 00:44:49,579
Hey, I'm calm.

1094
00:44:49,579 --> 00:44:50,379
Are you calm?

1095
00:44:50,379 --> 00:44:51,099
Are you calm?

1096
00:44:51,099 --> 00:44:51,659
I'm calm.

1097
00:44:52,219 --> 00:44:54,699
You can have all my toast and I start to throw him

1098
00:44:54,699 --> 00:44:55,259
any scraps of bread that I have.

1099
00:44:55,259 --> 00:44:57,179
Why is he throwing bread at me?

1100
00:44:57,179 --> 00:44:58,699
Those are his grandmother's toast.

1101
00:45:01,179 --> 00:45:01,739
I don't know.

1102
00:45:01,739 --> 00:45:02,859
He's crazy.

1103
00:45:02,859 --> 00:45:03,420
He's crazy.

1104
00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:04,460
You don't want to mess with him.

1105
00:45:05,579 --> 00:45:08,139
Is your dagger on your hip or is it concealed?

1106
00:45:10,139 --> 00:45:10,940
I have no idea.

1107
00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:12,460
It's probably not concealed.

1108
00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:12,960
Okay.

1109
00:45:13,980 --> 00:45:16,139
I mean, he gets, he's walking and he's kind of...

1110
00:45:16,139 --> 00:45:17,099
And we're backing up.

1111
00:45:17,099 --> 00:45:17,339
Yeah.

1112
00:45:17,339 --> 00:45:17,659
Okay.

1113
00:45:17,659 --> 00:45:18,460
You're backing up.

1114
00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:22,379
He's like, which dagger you got there, buddy?

1115
00:45:23,019 --> 00:45:24,539
I just, just my normal dagger.

1116
00:45:24,539 --> 00:45:25,899
I gave the other dagger to them.

1117
00:45:26,619 --> 00:45:27,659
Just pull it out.

1118
00:45:27,659 --> 00:45:30,619
And if it doesn't sing, we don't got any problems.

1119
00:45:31,420 --> 00:45:33,179
So I like lift it up with the sheath.

1120
00:45:33,179 --> 00:45:34,379
I'm like, look, it's all good.

1121
00:45:34,379 --> 00:45:35,179
Put it back.

1122
00:45:35,179 --> 00:45:37,339
You got to take it out of the sheath.

1123
00:45:37,339 --> 00:45:40,539
And if it doesn't sing, we don't got problems.

1124
00:45:41,099 --> 00:45:44,219
I grew turns and runs.

1125
00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:46,699
Oh, buddy.

1126
00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:51,659
He begins running towards you, running after you.

1127
00:45:51,659 --> 00:45:52,940
What are the three of you doing?

1128
00:45:53,659 --> 00:45:55,420
Maybe just stepping to the side.

1129
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:55,820
Yeah.

1130
00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:58,300
I was also thinking the same thing.

1131
00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:00,699
I was like, well, maybe I just move

1132
00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:06,300
and let him like, you know, create a path for them to run through.

1133
00:46:07,099 --> 00:46:08,940
The one pursues on foot.

1134
00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:12,139
He's a little bit faster than grew

1135
00:46:12,139 --> 00:46:13,740
because he's a much larger man.

1136
00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,460
I wonder what this takedown is going to look like.

1137
00:46:18,460 --> 00:46:21,579
Grew make a dexterity.

1138
00:46:21,579 --> 00:46:24,059
We are obviously not heroes yet.

1139
00:46:24,619 --> 00:46:26,619
Acrobatics or dexterity.

1140
00:46:26,619 --> 00:46:27,500
But who's that?

1141
00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:28,780
He stole from them.

1142
00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:29,820
It's not like he is.

1143
00:46:31,179 --> 00:46:32,539
None of these people are good.

1144
00:46:32,539 --> 00:46:33,579
Who are we saving?

1145
00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:35,019
I don't know.

1146
00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:38,300
If anything, they're the wronged party.

1147
00:46:38,300 --> 00:46:40,539
He stole from them and the other brothers are dead.

1148
00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:42,780
Yeah.

1149
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:43,019
Yeah.

1150
00:46:43,019 --> 00:46:44,140
This doesn't look good.

1151
00:46:44,140 --> 00:46:46,539
You see the other guy at the boat get back into the boat

1152
00:46:46,539 --> 00:46:48,380
and begin moving further down the river.

1153
00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:53,580
The man is gaining on grew as grew is just fucking booking it

1154
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:55,180
towards the city.

1155
00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:59,340
You see up in the like the the the wall,

1156
00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:03,580
you see sentries or guards kind of pacing back and forth,

1157
00:47:03,659 --> 00:47:08,539
watching this exchange as this man is running away from this

1158
00:47:08,539 --> 00:47:13,500
much larger man and the brother just before he gets there,

1159
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:18,539
his foot snags in a hole and he falls

1160
00:47:18,539 --> 00:47:23,259
but just grabs the edge of like the shirt collar of grew.

1161
00:47:24,219 --> 00:47:26,460
Make a dexterity saving throw grew.

1162
00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:26,960
Okay.

1163
00:47:27,819 --> 00:47:31,099
That would be a plus six would be an 18.

1164
00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:36,699
You feel his big pawed hand grab the back of your collar

1165
00:47:36,699 --> 00:47:37,659
and pull back.

1166
00:47:38,460 --> 00:47:39,980
You've got two choices here.

1167
00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:43,259
You can let him take you down or you can lose your jacket.

1168
00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:45,259
Who's in the jacket?

1169
00:47:45,259 --> 00:47:47,259
As I'm screaming up to the guards,

1170
00:47:47,259 --> 00:47:48,219
The Huns!

1171
00:47:48,219 --> 00:47:49,579
They're invading!

1172
00:47:49,579 --> 00:47:51,179
Hun invaders!

1173
00:47:51,179 --> 00:47:52,139
They're invading!

1174
00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:55,659
You see them raise their spears and crossbows

1175
00:47:55,659 --> 00:47:59,179
as you are screaming towards your jacket slips off your arms.

1176
00:47:59,819 --> 00:48:01,659
I'm from the nearest village!

1177
00:48:01,659 --> 00:48:03,099
They've killed everyone!

1178
00:48:04,059 --> 00:48:07,099
You see grew run into the city

1179
00:48:07,099 --> 00:48:09,899
and is intercepted by guards who kind of grab him

1180
00:48:09,899 --> 00:48:11,099
and take him off to the side.

1181
00:48:11,099 --> 00:48:11,819
And I'm pointing.

1182
00:48:14,059 --> 00:48:15,259
What do you three do?

1183
00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:19,659
How long do you think we have to wait

1184
00:48:19,659 --> 00:48:21,659
before then we go into the city

1185
00:48:21,659 --> 00:48:24,219
so we don't seem like we're a part of this?

1186
00:48:25,099 --> 00:48:27,019
Is there another entrance?

1187
00:48:27,019 --> 00:48:29,019
Maybe we could just walk around

1188
00:48:29,659 --> 00:48:33,739
and then like come at it from a different side.

1189
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:40,059
Yeah, I mean, I think you've got the right idea.

1190
00:48:40,860 --> 00:48:42,699
We don't want them to think we're involved

1191
00:48:42,699 --> 00:48:43,900
with that whole situation.

1192
00:48:43,900 --> 00:48:44,860
No, this is real messy.

1193
00:48:44,860 --> 00:48:46,860
It's bringing a lot of negative energy.

1194
00:48:46,860 --> 00:48:47,500
Yeah.

1195
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:49,259
We want to approach more calmly,

1196
00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:52,380
ask some questions, maybe get a map, eat some food.

1197
00:48:53,340 --> 00:48:59,260
So just I say let's casually walk around the wall

1198
00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:01,660
and see if there's another entrance.

1199
00:49:02,619 --> 00:49:04,059
Okay, you casually walk around.

1200
00:49:04,059 --> 00:49:06,059
You see the one brother who tripped,

1201
00:49:06,059 --> 00:49:09,260
grab the jacket and begins running back towards the boat.

1202
00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:11,579
You see a couple of crossbow bolts go wide

1203
00:49:11,579 --> 00:49:12,700
as he climbs back in

1204
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:14,619
and they start heading back down the river.

1205
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:19,740
You find another entrance and you enter into the city

1206
00:49:19,740 --> 00:49:21,500
and you see a big sign as you enter

1207
00:49:21,579 --> 00:49:22,619
and it says Burdusk.

1208
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:25,659
It's a very busy town.

1209
00:49:25,659 --> 00:49:28,059
There's lots going on as you walk through this market

1210
00:49:28,059 --> 00:49:29,739
and the further in you get,

1211
00:49:30,780 --> 00:49:34,699
you hear a familiar voice call out to you

1212
00:49:34,699 --> 00:49:36,380
who is surrounded by three guards.

1213
00:49:38,139 --> 00:49:40,380
Yeah, that's them.

1214
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:42,860
That's the other villages that survived,

1215
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:46,539
escaped from the hunt attack right there.

1216
00:49:48,539 --> 00:49:48,940
That's them.

1217
00:49:48,940 --> 00:49:50,539
And I kind of look behind us like

1218
00:49:51,019 --> 00:49:52,460
back there, over there.

1219
00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:57,019
Glam, Glam, Sully, yeah, that's him right there.

1220
00:49:57,019 --> 00:50:01,259
You see one of the guards like gesture to you three

1221
00:50:01,259 --> 00:50:03,659
and like motion to Gru for confirmation

1222
00:50:03,659 --> 00:50:05,659
that those are the three he's talking about.

1223
00:50:05,659 --> 00:50:07,739
Yeah, I don't know how to make this any more obvious.

1224
00:50:07,739 --> 00:50:09,820
I know you're not paid a lot, you know,

1225
00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:11,900
and I know it's not like you're high up or anything,

1226
00:50:11,900 --> 00:50:12,940
but that's them.

1227
00:50:12,940 --> 00:50:15,179
He nods and he walks over to you three

1228
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:18,300
and he says, excuse me, sorry to bother you.

1229
00:50:19,260 --> 00:50:20,620
Do you know this man?

1230
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:24,860
The one who's yelling a lot and gesturing or wildly

1231
00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:28,620
like he's had maybe ingested some sort of like

1232
00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:30,460
hallucinogen or something.

1233
00:50:31,420 --> 00:50:32,220
Oh, we did.

1234
00:50:32,220 --> 00:50:34,539
Remember we saw that those mushrooms in the forest

1235
00:50:34,539 --> 00:50:37,660
and you said, I know a lot about,

1236
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,500
about mycology and about mushrooms

1237
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:41,100
and these ones are really poisonous

1238
00:50:41,100 --> 00:50:43,019
and they make you act totally crazy.

1239
00:50:43,019 --> 00:50:44,380
Maybe he had some of those.

1240
00:50:44,380 --> 00:50:45,340
Oh, could have been.

1241
00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:46,860
But you do know him.

1242
00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:48,620
Oh, no, no.

1243
00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:52,380
Okay.

1244
00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:53,500
No, we don't know him.

1245
00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:55,660
Somebody make a deception roll.

1246
00:50:55,660 --> 00:50:56,140
That'll be me.

1247
00:50:57,579 --> 00:50:59,340
I don't know why I just said that.

1248
00:50:59,340 --> 00:51:01,340
Do we trust Amy with daring choice?

1249
00:51:01,340 --> 00:51:01,840
Yeah.

1250
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:05,900
I'm good with persuasion, but not deception.

1251
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:08,380
Deception is a plus four.

1252
00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:09,500
Well, that's only a 13.

1253
00:51:10,780 --> 00:51:14,940
He looks at you and says, okay, well, sorry to bother you.

1254
00:51:15,579 --> 00:51:16,220
That's all right.

1255
00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:17,820
I just hope he gets a helping hand.

1256
00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:19,100
Yeah.

1257
00:51:19,100 --> 00:51:21,980
We'll try and figure out where he needs to be.

1258
00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:22,780
I guess.

1259
00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:26,700
Is there a doctor maybe if he's feeling unwell?

1260
00:51:26,700 --> 00:51:29,740
Maybe an asylum or something that he could go into.

1261
00:51:29,740 --> 00:51:31,660
It's a possibility.

1262
00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:33,580
He walks back over and says, all right, buddy,

1263
00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:35,020
they say they don't know you.

1264
00:51:35,020 --> 00:51:36,620
As soon as he starts walking back over,

1265
00:51:36,620 --> 00:51:38,380
that's when Gru runs for it.

1266
00:51:38,380 --> 00:51:39,420
Which way are you running?

1267
00:51:40,140 --> 00:51:42,060
Just anywhere away from the guards.

1268
00:51:42,060 --> 00:51:44,060
In a serpentine type pattern maybe.

1269
00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:47,739
The guard turns around and kind of shakes his head

1270
00:51:47,739 --> 00:51:50,539
towards the other two guards who then turn to look back

1271
00:51:50,539 --> 00:51:52,219
at Gru who has bolted.

1272
00:51:52,219 --> 00:51:52,940
He's gone.

1273
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:56,139
You see just the edge of his shirt,

1274
00:51:56,139 --> 00:51:57,420
because he doesn't have a jacket anymore,

1275
00:51:57,420 --> 00:52:00,059
the edge of his shirt kind of fly up around a corner.

1276
00:52:01,179 --> 00:52:02,860
And that's the last you see of Gru.

1277
00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:47,500
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1278
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:50,940
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1279
00:52:50,940 --> 00:52:53,420
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1280
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:56,299
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1281
00:52:56,299 --> 00:52:58,619
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1282
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1284
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00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:28,060
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1295
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:29,980
Okay, yeah, figured.

1296
00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:30,480
All right.

1297
00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:33,580
Okay, I mean, Mood, Glim, you guys,

1298
00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:35,180
any suggestions here?

1299
00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:39,900
Yep, said the wrong names.

1300
00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:43,660
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